hospital-forr-souls:

your-scottish-soulmate:

if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying

truuu

(via unsubmissive)

inxthexmeantime:

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

(via romancingthelookyloos)

princessdidemi:

If you honestly signed that “destroy all cishets” petition, I have no respect for you.

You are why the amount of signatures had to be raised; because people were abusing the petition system for stupid shit like this. You are why petitions for legitimate causes have failed to reach their goal, because the limit had to be raised because assholes like you abused the system.

I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself.

(via thekidsfromyesterdaytoday)

homo-farnsworth:

My hair keeps doing the fucking Calvin spike up. All on its own.

Does this mean I get a stuffed tiger and a bitchin wagon

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

(via gaymer626)

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

(Source: poisonseaurchins, via idontteevenknow)

theminttu:

Things I thought about on the bus today

(via voodoodicks)

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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